I've been tagged to produce this as part of a 123 meme . Here are the rules for this fun little bit of Internet foolishness: Pick up the nearest book of 123 pages or more (no cheating!) Find page 123 Find the first five sentences Post the next three sentences...
I'm not changing any of this. It's too funny. Got this from a friend of mine who lives in Alaska. (Anyone who knows me can figure out who it is) I've only corrected grammar (sorry buddy) and taken his name out. It's a little crude, but...